Adventures in Ultima VII: Homemaker Skeletons and Clever Spiders

More adventures in Ultima VII:

Deep in a dungeon full of traps and monsters that wanted to kill us, my companions and I met a skeleton that was setting a table for dinner. It didn't brandish anything more threatening than a banana, and we stopped and stared at each other awkwardly. I led my companions away without trying to pick a fight. How could we beat up a skeleton that's just trying to make its cave nice and homey?

In that same dungeon we found a bundle of love arrows. Apparently these arrows do regular damage, but there's a chance they'll charm your enemies while they're bleeding to death.

Also, we discovered that giant spiders can open doors. No one in is safe.